me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK
Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup
Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
Mark Wahlberg and Taylor Kitsch are really competitive.
Who came out on top? Find out today!
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her